i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low it’s not a “i want people to see my cleavage” thing because it’s not that and i don’t even unbutton it low enough for that but it’s me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm
my last rational brain cell trying to convince my paranoid
superstitious ass that my bad luck is unrelated to the position of the
planets, the time of year, the number of crows on my roof, or my star
sign:
